Party Favor

Hey, leave a message

Hey call me back when you get this

Or when you've got a minute

We really need to talk

Wait you know what

Maybe just forget it

'Cause by the time you get this

Your number might be blocked

Stay and bla bla bla

You just want what you can't have

No way

I'll call the cops

If you don't stop, I'll call your dad

And I hate to do this to you on your birthday

Happy birthday by the way

It's not you, it's me and all that other bullshit

You know that's bullshit

Don'tcha', babe?

I'm not your party favor

Look now I know, we could've done it better

But we can't change the weather

When the weather's come and gone

Books don't make sense if you read 'em backwards

You'll single out the wrong words

Like you mishear all my songs

You hear stay and bla bla bla

You just want what you can't have

No way

I'll call the cops

If you don't stop, I'll call your dad

And I hate to do this to you on your birthday

Happy birthday by the way

It's not you, it's me and all that other bullshit

You know that's bullshit

Don'tcha', babe?

I'm not your party favor