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Artist: Satanic Surfers
Canonical path: /satanic-surfers/dickweed
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Dickweed
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Dickweed
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You think you're alone,
you're the only one who's got those problems with yourself,
cause you don't know anyone else,
who's ever masturbated twice a day.
You think you're insane,
because you think the thoughts you think every time you see a girl,
you close your eyes and then you dream away.
But let me tell you,
it's good and it's ok,
to masturbate everyday.
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