Tiny Japanese Girl

Guy:

Tiny Japanese girl

You're my tiny Japanese girl

Tiny Japanese girl

Get out my shoebox, girl

I need to put my shoes away

They're gonna get all scuffed and that

While you're in there, girl

Doesn't even fit you

I mean, you're small but you're not a midget, girl

Girl:

Then I'm tiny like a door mouse

Short like a bungalow house

Minute like a pixie

You can barely even see me

I could ride around on a Shetland pony

And people say

I'm far away

Guy: Well you are quite small

Girl: But I'm pretty big in Tokyo

Guy:

Tiny Japanese girl, when I'm stood next to you

You make me feel so tall, though I'm just five foot two

It's like I'm stood on a wall or a really big dog

But it's just that you're small, so there's no need for that dog

Tiny Japanese girl, I find you perfectly sized

And you fit in small places when you're needing to hide

But don't hide from my love 'cause it's hunting you down

I know you've got a big heart, I've seen you wheel it around

Girl:

Then I'm tiny like a door mouse

Short like a bungalow house

Minute like a pixie

You can barely even see me

I could ride around on a Shetland pony

And people say

I'm far away

(I'm far away)

But I'm pretty big in Tokyo

Pretty big in Tokyo

Pretty big in Tokyo

I'm pretty big in Tokyo