Reasons To Stay Indoors

You'll get accepted into yale

But they'll excuse you when you fail

You'll get a scholarship to brown

But that color brings you down

You'll go to colgate for a year

In the fresh air up there

You'll grow a habit hard to please

From a semester overseas

You're really not quite well

You know that

And everyone can tell

You know the reasons to stay indoors

You don't need anymore

you remind me of the man

I once was

And some say

I still am

You'll land a job right out of school

While your friends do something cool

You'll get politically involved

But your actions lack resolve

You'll play the loner for awhile

Dressed in black and creepy vibes

You'll stay inside for weeks on end

With imaginary friends

You're really not quite well

You know that

And everyone can tell

You know the reasons to stay indoors

You don't need anymore

You remind me of the man

I once was

And some say

I still am