Intoxicated I Love You

And here I thought we would just be talking

Little did I know we'd be taking chances in the closet

You get a little drunk and you let a little loose

I might as well shut my mouth and have a couple drinks too

You push me up against the wall

And I can feel your hips and the bittersweet movement of our lips

You whisper to me, "I want you to be my first one and I want your first one to be me"

We better find a room as we stumble down the stairs

And everybody knows but we know nobody cares

You shorten my breath and you lay down on the floor

I remember everything but I forgot to lock the door

And you, my dear, are so sincere with the way you're breathing

And your eyes are bright, my chest is tight

We both know this isn't right, this isn't right

We stumble through the door and you're holding my hand

And all of our friends won't let us live it down

And I was so proud to finally be a man

But little did I know that this was nothing but a one night stand, oh

And you, my dear, are so sincere

With the way you're breathing

And your eyes are bright, my chest is tight

We both know this isn't right, this isn't right

Now you're screaming: I don't love you and I never did

You're just a number in my pocket so get the hell over it

So get the hell over it