The Headless Samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma

The headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma

He's a crazy mother fucker who just woke from a coma

He's screaming and he's dreaming and he just can't get to bed

He's a man on a mission yeah he's got to get a head

But his head's in Pasadena in a pipe shop in the mall

And his skin has been removed and he has no brain's at all

His head's a candleholder on sale for twenty bucks

And there's a goofy kid named Freddy and he couldn't give a fuck

That the headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma

A crazy mother fucker whose heart has turned to stonea

He's crazy and obsessed and his pencil's full of lead

He's a man on a mission yeah he's got to get a head

But his head's in Freddy's living room on his fucked up TV set

He's smoking dope out of a coke can and he's lighting up a cigarette

He's checking out his purchase with its bony toothy grin

]and he swears that candleholders staring back at him

And he's getting a little freak out but he says its just the pot

So he blows it off and goes to bed after smoking quite a lot

And sometime in the morning maybe three thirty of four

He hears a loud noise on his patio and then someone's at the door

It's the headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma

And now that crazy mother fuckers come to get just what he wantsa

He's screaming and he's woken freaked out Freddy from his bed

Cause he's a man on a mission he's just got to get ahead

So Freddy's pretty paranoid but invites the stranger in

Even though it's getting late and he doesn't have a head

But the samurai sees his barren skull and he screams that fuckers mine

And Freddy says easy homie you can have just unwind

I see you've lost your head I've done the same it's no big deal

Just smoke this crazy north slope trip weed and then see how you feel

He did and felt much better and they chilled and drank some wine

And they talked about the future and they listened to some tunes

And that's how the headless samurai from Oatmogie, Oklahoma

Got his head back even though its just a big old hairless bone ah

He's laughing and he's chilling and he's higher than a kite

And he doesn't have to get a head and everything allright