All My Ex's Live In Texas

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All my ex's live in texas

And texas is the place i'd dearly love to be

But all my ex's live in texas

And that's why i hang my hat in tennessee.

Rosanna's down in texarcana wanted me to push her broom

And sweet arlene in abilene she forgot i owned the moon

And allison in galviston somehow lost her sanity

And dimples who now lives in temple's got the law looking for me.

I remember that old rio river where i learned to swim

But it brings to mind another time when i wore my welcome thin

My transcendental meditation i go there each night

But i'll always come back to myself long before daylight.

Some folks think i'm hiding

It's been rumored that i died

But i'm alive and well in tennessee.