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Christina Sucks, Britney Swallows

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Christina Sucks, Britney Swallows

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oh my god ! what should i do ?

i didn't get a girlfriend, i went and got two

with drop dead legs and long blond hair

they knock me out there a real cute pair

the,re pretty as a picture, the,re pretty in pink

they make me feel like the weakest link

inney menney minny mow

who will suck and who will blow

use my brain or use my dick

i cant decide which girl to pick

christina sucks britney swallows

oh my god ! how can i choose

when they both walk in wearing high heeled shoes

with little short skirts and little tight tops

they make thing soft go as hard as a rock

it,s so unfair , life can be cruel

if i could have them both now that would be cool

all the games that we could play

every night and every day

to get them both into my bed

while taking turns in giving head

christina sucks britney swallows

oh my god ! this is so great

here i am out with them both on a date

all the other guys are looking at me ,

thinking just how lucky can one guy be

i don't need a genie to grant me a wish

cos life couldn't get much better than this

they get me up by going down

my head is spinning round and round

i think im gonna lose my mind

blow me baby one more time

christina sucks britney swallows

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