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Artist: Schmoyoho
Canonical path: /schmoyoho/bed-intruder-song
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Bed Intruder Song
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Bed Intruder Song
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He's climbin in your windows
He's snatchin your people up
Trying to rape them so y'all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husband
Because they're raping everybody out here
You don't have to come and confess
We're lookin for you
We gonna find you
We gonna find you
So you can run and tell that
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Home, home, homeboy
We got your t-shirt
You done left fingerprints and all
You are so dumb
You are really dumb--for real
You are really, really, really, really so dumb
I was attacked by some idiot in the projects
So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so
He's climbin in your windows
He's snatchin your people up
Trying to rape them so y'all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husband because they're raping everybody
Out here
You don't have to come and confess
We're lookin for you
We gonna find you
We gonna find you
So you can run and tell that
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Home, home, homeboy
About 5'9", 5'10"
Coffee completion, low cut like a caesar
With some little waves in his head
Clean cut, very smooth face
Seeing my sister when I walked in
He had his hands around her neck
First thing I did was to pull him off of her
And that's what I did
He's climbin in your windows
He's snatchin your people up
Trying to rape them so y'all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husband
Because they're raping everybody out here
You don't have to come and confess
We're lookin for you
We gonna find you
We gonna find you
So you can run and tell that
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Home, home, homeboy
Well, obviously we have a rapist in lincoln park
Are you serious, my boy?
We got your t-shirt
We got your scent
We know what shoe size you wear, my boy
So you can run and hide
But we're gonna find you, find you
He's climbin in your windows
He's snatchin your people up
Trying rape them so y'all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husband
Because they're raping everybody out here
You don't have to come and confess
We're lookin for you
We gonna find you
We gonna find you
So you can run and tell that
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Home, home, homeboy
He's climbin in your windows
He's snatchin your people up
Trying to rape them so y'all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husband
Because they're raping everybody out here
You don't have to come and confess
We're lookin for you
We gonna find you
We gonna find you
So you can run and tell that
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Home, home, homeboy
In our family we don't run around crying
And acting sad
We just dust our shoulders off and
Keep on movin
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