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Bed Intruder Song

Bed Intruder Song lyrics by Schmoyoho. He's climbin in your windows He's snatchin your people up Trying to rape them so y'all need to Hide your kids, hide...

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Bed Intruder Song

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He's climbin in your windows

He's snatchin your people up

Trying to rape them so y'all need to

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hide your kids, hide your wife

And hide your husband

Because they're raping everybody out here

You don't have to come and confess

We're lookin for you

We gonna find you

We gonna find you

So you can run and tell that

Run and tell that

Run and tell that, homeboy

Home, home, homeboy

We got your t-shirt

You done left fingerprints and all

You are so dumb

You are really dumb--for real

You are really, really, really, really so dumb

I was attacked by some idiot in the projects

So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so

He's climbin in your windows

He's snatchin your people up

Trying to rape them so y'all need to

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hide your kids, hide your wife

And hide your husband because they're raping everybody

Out here

You don't have to come and confess

We're lookin for you

We gonna find you

We gonna find you

So you can run and tell that

Run and tell that

Run and tell that, homeboy

Home, home, homeboy

About 5'9", 5'10"

Coffee completion, low cut like a caesar

With some little waves in his head

Clean cut, very smooth face

Seeing my sister when I walked in

He had his hands around her neck

First thing I did was to pull him off of her

And that's what I did

He's climbin in your windows

He's snatchin your people up

Trying to rape them so y'all need to

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hide your kids, hide your wife

And hide your husband

Because they're raping everybody out here

You don't have to come and confess

We're lookin for you

We gonna find you

We gonna find you

So you can run and tell that

Run and tell that

Run and tell that, homeboy

Home, home, homeboy

Well, obviously we have a rapist in lincoln park

Are you serious, my boy?

We got your t-shirt

We got your scent

We know what shoe size you wear, my boy

So you can run and hide

But we're gonna find you, find you

He's climbin in your windows

He's snatchin your people up

Trying rape them so y'all need to

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hide your kids, hide your wife

And hide your husband

Because they're raping everybody out here

You don't have to come and confess

We're lookin for you

We gonna find you

We gonna find you

So you can run and tell that

Run and tell that

Run and tell that, homeboy

Home, home, homeboy

He's climbin in your windows

He's snatchin your people up

Trying to rape them so y'all need to

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hide your kids, hide your wife

And hide your husband

Because they're raping everybody out here

You don't have to come and confess

We're lookin for you

We gonna find you

We gonna find you

So you can run and tell that

Run and tell that

Run and tell that, homeboy

Home, home, homeboy

In our family we don't run around crying

And acting sad

We just dust our shoulders off and

Keep on movin

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