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Artist: Schoolyard Heroes
Canonical path: /schoolyard-heroes/funeral-parlor-tricks
Related lyric paths: 6
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Funeral Parlor Tricks
Read Funeral Parlor Tricks lyrics by Schoolyard Heroes on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Funeral Parlor Tricks
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His needle sewed my eyes shut.
Soul is jailed my dear departed.
Jesus strapped on to your chest now, who will save you from his darkness?
Diamonds are a girls best friend
How could you refuse this offer?
This is where the story ends taste my blood and live forever
Nervous girls they stand here waiting!
Fingertips are chewed and severed feel this cold touch one more time 'cause amputations last forever
These bullets need a pretty target
Your face looks oh so lovely tonight
A dark farewell, my dear departed
The story unfolds before my eyes
His needle sewed my eyes shut.
Soul is jailed my dear departed.
Jesus strapped on to your chest now, who will save you from his darkness?
These bullets need a pretty target
Your face looks oh so lovely tonight
A dark farewell, my dear departed
The story unfolds before my eyes
His needle sewed my eyes shut.
Soul is jailed my dear departed.
Jesus strapped on to your chest now, who will save you from his darkness?
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Schoolyard Heroes performs "Funeral Parlor Tricks", and this lyric page sits inside the Schoolyard Heroes catalog on LyroVerse.
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