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Artist: Schoolyard Heroes
Canonical path: /schoolyard-heroes/my-sister-s-a-hooker
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My Sister's a Hooker
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My Sister's a Hooker
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She picks out the ones with the biggest heads
Grabs their shaft so tight all her fingers turn red
They all make her feel so good
Some little balls and a giant wood
You should have seen her spank those balls
My sister's a hooker
Uno dos tres quatro!
When she's on the course the girl will never frown
You know she loves a good up and down
There's no ifs, ands or buts
She likes to strike those giant punts
You should have seen her spank those balls
My sister's a hooker
One two three aaa!
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