Backwoods Discotheque

Let's all go to the backwoods discotheque

Let's go get wrecked with a sweat yeah

If ya got a car and a kinky girl

You'll get wet right quick at the discotheque yeah

No one knows who goes to the backwood club

And rubs their nub in the sludge bugs

If you got booze and a dirty boy

You're gonna love that club in the backwoods discotheque

In the sweat set met gettin' freaky with the hot tub jets, don't fret, you're a wreck.

You a drug love bug gettin' mushy on the pussy of a big pink love slug's drug hun.

Let's be friends to the end, can we pretend even though I thought my turkey was a hen yeah

If you take drugs with the thugs what you really need is hugs right now at the discotheque yeah

Let's all go to the backwoods discotheque

Let's go get wrecked with a sweat yeah

If ya got a car and a kinky girl

You'll get wet right quick at the discotheque yeah

In the sweat set met gettin' freaky with the hot tub jets, don't fret, you're a wreck.

You a drug love bug gettin' mushy on the pussy of a big pink love slug's drug hun.

"I walked into that goddamn club 'n they tried pullin' my panties off, and throwin' me on the pool table. I said 'I like playin' cards but you mothafuckas best not be playin' poker with my asshole.' "

I'm talkin' 'bout the backwoods, backwoods discotheque.

(Can you hear them calling, calling my name)

The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.

Can you hear them calling (can you hear them calling)

Calling your name (calling your name calling your)

Can you hear them calling (Can you hear them calling)

Calling my name (calling my name, calling your calling your...)

The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.

(...calling your calling your calling your calling your...)

The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.

(...calling your calling your calling your calling your calling your name)