Let's Have a Kiki

What's up? It's Pickles, leave a message

Hey I'm calling you back

Oh, she's been a bitch tonight

And by bitch I mean this rain

No cabs, nowhere

So I had to put on the wig

And the heels and the lashes and the eairh

And take the train to the club

And you know the MTA should stand for

Mutherfuckers touching my ass

So then I get to the club

Looking like a drowned harassed rat

And am greeted not by miss rose at the door

But our friend Johnny 5-0

Yes, honey, the NYPD shut down the party

So no fee for me

And I dont even now what's the tea

So I hope you're up girl

Cuz we are all coming over

Lock the doors

Lower the blinds

Fire up the smoke machine

And put on your heels

Cuz I know exactly what we need

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors tight!

Let's have a kiki

Motherfucker

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Dive turn work

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve and work and turn honey

A kiki is a party

For calming all your nerves

We're spilling tea and dishing

Just desserts one may deserve

And though the sun is rising

Few may choose to leave

So shade that lid

And we'll all bid

Adieu to your ennui

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors tight!

Let's have a kiki

Motherfucker

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Dive turn work

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve and work and turn honey

Oh, what a wonderful kiki

This kiki is marvelous

Kiki! Noso! oui oui! non non!

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors tight!

Let's have a kiki

Motherfucker

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Dive turn work

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve and work and turn honey

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors tight!

Let's have a kiki

Hunty dropper

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

Boots ten queen

Dive turn work

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve and work and turn honey