Lonely Christmas (feat. Heath Hussar)

Nobody wants a lonely Christmas

But I'm about to call it quits with you

Breaking up is at the top of my wishlist

And baby you don't have a clue

I tell you I love you

But I don't really mean it

'Cause after this Christmas

Sorry but I'm leaving you

Sorry but I'm leaving you

You say our relationship's fading

And you've been thinking 'bout leaving

And though I know it's the truth

I just don't want to believe it

'Cause it's the holiday season

It makes the cuddling easy

Besides it's kind of cold and without me

I think you'd be freezing

On top of that

I really like your whole family

And I'm pretty sure your family is fond of me

So think of the catastrophe

If you were just to up and leave

Before we celebrate with gifts

(And some Baileys Irish Cream)

We were supposed to be together

Like forever, but whatever

Can you pick a time that's better

We can wait for warmer weather

Come on! You gotta be kidding me

Are we really breaking up?

We just picked out a tree, damn

'Cause I don't really wanna break up with you

Can you give me at least a week, a month or two

A little bit of time to remind you why

I'm the guy you still wanna call your boo

We're toast

One more kiss under the mistletoe

Before I go

Girl you burn me like a Christmas roast

Nobody wants a lonely Christmas

But I'm about to call it quits with you

Breaking up is at the top of my wishlist

And baby you don't have a clue

I tell you I love you

But I don't really mean it

'Cause after this Christmas

Sorry but I'm leaving you

Sorry but I'm leaving you

Uh, yeah

You haven't even left yet and I miss you

I was looking forward to the holidays with you

New Year's Eve, home alone and it's an issue

'Cause now I'm thinking 'bout some dudes tryna kiss you

You know me, I'm not the type to cry

But it's hard to think of you with another guy

How could you do this on Christmas, girl that's so malicious

We have unfinished business, tell me why oh why (uh)

Come on baby please don't make me beg (shh)

'Cause I can go and date your friend instead (mhm)

Yeah that's right I'll put that nut in Meg

Best believe I'll eat that cookie like it's gingerbread (haha)

Truth is I don't wanna be ruthless

I'll drop the deuces

Give me a chance to prove it

But if you're thinking 'bout leaving then I already blew it

Screw it

Then I guess I'll have to beat you to it (bitch)

Nobody wants a lonely Christmas

But I'm about to call it quits with you

Breaking up is at the top of my wishlist

And baby you don't have a clue

I tell you I love you

But I don't really mean it

'Cause after this Christmas

Sorry but I'm leaving you

Sorry but I'm leaving you

I'm almost done, but first I got to question

Why's it one week before Christmas you feel the need to mention

A break-up with me is in the process but still pending

Is it depending on your gift and what I'm spending

Ooh or are you fishing for more compliments

Our relationship's accomplishments

Are worth my rent it's common sense

Because to my astonishment

You're acting like a little kid

I need someone to cuddle with

Was it something I said? Sometimes my head stops thinking

When I say some stupid shit to you, you know I don't mean it

It's just a season, it's confusing, can't we just get along

It's all the turkey, wanna fireball in mama's eggnog

I don't want the chopping block, Tannenbaum

Keep it hot like chocolate, no Jacky Frost

Don't you rip my heart apart like wrapping paper

Now before we spend the holiday season together, 'cause

Nobody wants a lonely Christmas

But I'm about to call it quits with you

Breaking up is at the top of my wishlist

And baby you don't have a clue

I tell you I love you

But I don't really mean it

'Cause after this Christmas

Sorry but I'm leaving you

Sorry but I'm leaving you