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Artist: Screaming Monkey Boner
Canonical path: /screaming-monkey-boner/march-of-the-midgets
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March Of The Midgets
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March Of The Midgets
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What's that in the distance, oh my gosh, oh my goodness, what
could it
possibly be?
It seems like the sound of a thousand midgets coming to town
to take revenge
upon me!
How could they have known, I found one outside my home and
now he is my
garden gnome?
I'm not a prejudice or racist, it's just when I see a midget,
I loose control!
(chorus)
I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them and
they hate me!
I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them,
yes indeed!
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Screaming Monkey Boner performs "March Of The Midgets", and this lyric page sits inside the Screaming Monkey Boner catalog on LyroVerse.
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