Beer

I wish you were a beer

Then I could drink you up

I wish you were not here

With my come in your mouth

I wish you weren't so queer

Your chains still lock me up

Since when you were our lord

We're all so very bored

I wish you were a beer

The thirsty wonna drink you

Wish I wasn't here

You're scored because

I think you wish I wasn't here

Cause I'm your missing link

I wish you were a beer

Then I could drink you up

You wish I wasn't here

Cause I can beat you up

I wish you weren't a queer

With my come in your mouth