All I Want For Christmas Is A Work Email

All I want for Christmas is a work email

All I want for Christmas is a work email

All I want for Christmas is a work email

I never needed you

I never needed you

I don't mean to sound ungrateful

But I don't wanna eat this much

And I can't come up with enough conversation

Even though we're blurred

You've been winding down since summer

You've been dating them since June

They're excited to be cozy

Which annoys the fuck out of you

But you gotta wait until January to calm the calls

And the cozy Christmas couple plans are awful

When did with someone wrong

All I want for Christmas is a work email

All I want for Christmas is a work email

All I want for Christmas is a work email

I never needed you

I never needed you

I'm aware I do sound bitter (oh oh)

And I like recieving gifts (oh oh)

But it's hard to relax with the fairy lights

Illuminating my sins

And my God, I am a sinner (oh)

No New Year changes this (oh oh)

Cut the problems inside up

And eventually maybe I will begin

To work through it in order

And find some clarity (ooh yeah)

But for now I'm too exausted to see

My glass is anything but empty

All I want for Christmas is a work email (all I want)

And I try to feel it but I always fail

Between now and spring is when I miss you most

So I'll sleep this one through

'Cause I never needed you