Why You Treat Me So Bad

Gran puba: what, situation here dis is shaggy gand puba style

Shaggy: in a dancehall style wicked, whya so versatile chu

why must she treat so bad

Puba:I don't know why she treat like that

why must she treat so bad

if it's scheming it's scheming like a demon

why must she treat so bad

Shaggy: why that girl treat me so bad girl

why must she treat so bad

Puba: hey shaggy we ain't having it, let'em know what time it is

Shaggy: apple in my eye an the key to my yacht

she's the only girl I desire from the start

and if we get together never part

but every time I talk to her she try to blow me off

she keeps trying to avoid

me to tell the truth girl this really annoys me

but I'm the number one champion

tha doberman ere on the microphone stand

she says "god dam"

but since I'm such a good man

and all the leading ladies would love to have my hand

so why u treat me like a mad man

young girl why don't u get with the program

why must she treat so bad

I don't understand this woman at all

why must she treat so bad

Puba: u need to knock it off coz we ain't going for it

why must she treat so bad

Shaggy: u wait till that day that glorious day

why must she treat so bad

Shaggy: yo puba .... MJ says "something i don't know"

Gran Puba: now baby listen I ain't into butt kissing

if u think im going out like that, keep wishing

u play hard to get then u won't get got

if u keep acting up ya end up a have not

every day it seems that u want to treat me bad

every day it seems your maxi on a pad

I treat u like a queen and u play me like peasant

no matter what I do u try to make me feel unpleasant

but hey it'll come back to haunt chaya

never flip the script and say now i don't want cha

I can change like sneakers and clothes

is git it

stick it,

it ain't change

but a plane ticket

why must she treat so bad

Shaggy:a wag man MJ says - "something shaggy says doesn't make sense"

why must she treat so bad

Puba: easy come easy go

why must she treat so bad

Shaggy:I don't know why I have to see ya like this

why must she treat so bad

Puba: say ya better take it personal

Shaggy: Lover boy says yes may god bless uhhmmmmmm

she uller to told me oh goodness

and that's when she put me to the test

and that's when I had to but the egg in the bird nest

and that's how we rumble

last night upon real love she stumble

I'm just the same guy that she dissed

and now she never passes me with out blowing a kiss

yo girl your dismissed

Puba: hahaha just like that then

why must she treat so bad

Puba: yeah yeah plain legged sexy keep on walking

why must she treat so bad

Shaggy: now wonder if i'll get the sharp end of the stick 'Di' thinks it is - 'now ah wonder who get da short end of the stick' !?!?!

why she treat so bad

Puba:that's right are u with me

why must she treat so bad

Puba: and that's how it goes

Gran Puba: check it

ain't no honey fly enough

ain't no boody fat enough

ain't no coody good enough

to string out gran puuu

so baby be true stop all the things u do

before I change my mind and find some body new

and now you {see/know} this is how gran puba and shaggy do

mother made you

mother had you

mother f*ck you

as we put it on like that

time to represent

here we go

situation is we ain't having it these days

so we got a let them know

one time

why must she treat so bad

Shaggy: now what's the situation again hey

why must she treat so bad

Puba: get a lift

why must she treat so bad

Gran Puba: yeah gran puba shaggy here girls