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Artist: Sham 69
Canonical path: /sham-69/mary-s-sofa
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Mary's Sofa
Read Mary's Sofa lyrics by Sham 69 on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Mary's Sofa
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Mary said come over and you can be my lover
It could be all a wind up, I'll have to make my mind up
But if you hurry up you won't see my mother
It could be just a wind up, I'll have to make my mind up
She said come on over and sit on Mary's sofa
I know she said come over and sit upon my sofa
It could be just a wind up, I'll have to make my mind up
Her mum's gone down the offie
There's only time for coffee
I'll have to make my mind up, it could be just a wind up
But she said come on over and sit on Mary's sofa
Mary's mum's on holiday
She's not coming back what can I say
Mary's mum's on holiday
She's not coming back it's Saturday
I sat upon a sofa and moved my leg to show her
It could be all a wind up, I wish she'd make her mind up
Better wear a condom
I said I haven't got one
She said you're just a wind up
All I wanted was a bunk up
She said come on over and sit on Mary's sofa
Mary's mum's on holiday
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