Professor Snape (Harry Potter Songs)

When I was a boy, a student at Hogwarts

I paid attention to my studies not Quidditch or sports

And then a boy James Potter always picked on me

Playing games and calling names like Snivellus Snape

Years later became a teacher, master of the dark arts

And I learned of James's death killed by Lord Voldemort

Also killed Potter's wife her name was Lily

Only one to survive was their child named Harry

To protect this place, he's Severus Snape

They said he's the chosen one, eventually in my class

Chosen by Gryffindor he was a pain in my ass

He famous for surviving the spell for killing

But clearly fame isn't everything

Professor Severus Snape, with his long black cape

Head of Slytherin, house of the snake

And half blood prince Professor of defense

Potions master at Hogwarts

He's not a pleasant man, and he seems like he's bad

Picking on Harry Potter in front of the class and

Though they debate, he would do what it takes

To protect this place, he's Severus Snape

Dumbledore and Mcgonagall were fond of Harry

Plus he had his friends, Hermione and Ron Weasley

Still there were some that didn't like him like me

There was Lucius and his son Draco Malfoy

However I'll admit things started to get weird

Ever since Harry Potter started attending class here

Professor Quirrell let in a Troll at Halloween, never trusted him again

Then at the Quidditch game

Harry's broom was bewitched, it was Quirrell I could see

And I muttered a counter spell but his friends thought it was me

They set fire to my cloak, but his concentration broke

And Harry ended up catching the Snitch and winning the Game

A while later we found he was helping the Dark Lord

Living off of Quirrell's body and the blood of Unicorn's

Trying to get the Sorcerer's Stone and get back a body of his own

Quirrell's death only slowed down Voldemort

Me and Lockhart had to teach the students

Defense against the dark arts

Once the Chamber of Secrets was Opened

Finding petrified children

Caused by a Basilisk

Harry found the diary of Tom Riddle

Who was Voldemort, back when he was little

Helped him find the Chamber right in the middle of the school

Entered like a fool

But he slayed the Basilisk and I guess that's kinda cool

A while later Sirius Black a prisoner of Azkaban

Escaped across the land

He's a bad man

Dementors from the prison circling the school

Looking for this fool this isn't cool

We must be careful

A few changes were made to the staff

Hagrid is a teacher now and Dumbledore got a new hat

Also Professor Lupin using Boggarts in his studies

Which is quite Riddikulus, if you think about that

Lupin's missing classes, wondering where his ass is

Just so happens to be when Sirius Black is soon to attack and

Even though I'd prefer to walk out the door

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Professor Severus Snape, with his long black cape

Head of Slytherin, house of the snake

And half blood prince Professor of defense

Potions master at Hogwarts

He's not a pleasant man, and he seems like he's bad

Picking on Harry Potter in front of the class

And though they debate, he would do what it takes

To protect this place, he's Severus Snape

Harry found a magic map that showed Peter Pettigrew

Pettigrew died years ago or so we know

Followed Lupin into a tree and it appeared to me

That he had been helping Sirius Black lately

Through some discussion we realize Black was framed

It was Ron's ran Scabbers who followed he who shall not be named

Pettigrew was an Animagus and hiding for 12 years

But then Lupin saw the Moon, into a Werewolf he changed

Pettigrew got away and after many days

The Tri-Wizard tournament started and students placed their names

Into the Goblet Of Fire and then started the race

Under water, facing dragons, then into a giant Maze

I noticed someone was stealing from my potion store

To make Polyjuice potion in order to transform

Didn't know who it was and I had no more

But back to the tournament Harry is Leading the score

He heads into the Maze with Cedric Diggory

And then he see's the cup it's a Port Key

Takes them to a place with Pettigrew, he killed Diggory

Traps Harry, had a ceremony, and he brought back the Dark Lord

Harry got away barely with the Port Key

Brought him back to the game and we all see

Harry is taken by Mad-Eye Moody

He tried to kill him and when we realized he started changing

Barty Crouch Jr was the one stealing from me

And he assumed the identity of Moody

After time went by we began training

To prevent Voldemort from controlling Harry

While he's protected by the Order Of The Phoenix

Dumbledore has a plan for me to be a double agent

Wants me to kill him to gain Voldemorts trust

Protect Harry from within, so I'll do what I must

Entangled with the Deatheaters, Bellatrix The Strange

And Lucius Malfoy planning on having Draco do the same

When the time came in the tower everbody saw

The unforgivable curse Avada-Kadavra

And through Dumbledore's secret plan

I've lost all of my good friends

Surrounded by evil people capable of so much death

Giving Harry time to destroy Horcruxes

While the Dark Lord weakens

War breaks out and they defend from enemy forces

Voldemort believes that the Elder Wand serves me

I'm attacked by his snake Nagini

I am dying, Harry finds me and I let him see

He saw the plan and the day

His parents were taken away

His mother Lilly and that I loved her

Always

Professor Severus Snape, with his long black cape

Head of Slytherin, house of the snake

And half blood prince Professor of defense potions master at Hogwarts

He's not a pleasant man, and he seems like he's bad

Picking on Harry Potter in front of the class and

Though they debate, he would do what it takes

To protect this place, he's Severus Snape