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Artist: Shane Dawson
Canonical path: /shane-dawson/telephone
Related lyric paths: 6
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Telephone
Read Telephone lyrics by Shane Dawson on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Telephone
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Hello hello baby
Sorry I can't hear a thing
I have got no service in my crib
You see, see
Wha-wha-what did you say
Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy
K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I'm ignoring you, I'm kinda busy
Just a second,
It's my favorite game we're gonna play
And I cannot text you when I am in my Mercedes
Why can't you just take a hit,
I need some time for me
My dudes are at my place and we are kinda busy
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore!
We turn my living room into a big dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore!
We're fist, pumping like we're at the Jersey Shore
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
Stop telephonin' me
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
Stop telephonin' me
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
You can bang all you want,
But you won't get the phone
Cuz you just gonna see at home alone!
You can pee on the floor,
Even bark at the door,
Or you just gonna see at home alone! (2x)
Bitch the way you Hollering wont make me leave no quicker
Stop updatin' my twitta
Takin' mobile pictures
Should throw my phone into the pool cuz im finna slap ya
Throw a back hand at ya
Bitch I aint gon' answa
Not that I don't like you
I just need some time for me
And girls are not invited to our menly parties
Sometimes I feel like you treat me just like a baby
But tonight I'm all grown'up
And I'm drinking Hennessy
(I'm drinking Hennessy)
Drinking Hennessy
(I'm drinking Hennessy)
Drinking Hennessy
Actually Hennessy make me sick
So I'm drinking Kool-Aid
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore!
We turn my living room into a big dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore!
We're wrist, pumping like horny guys watching porn
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
Stop telephonin' me
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
Stop telephonin' me
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh,
You can bang all you want,
But you won't get the phone
Cuz you just gonna see at home alone!
You can pee on the floor,
Even bark at the door,
Or you just gonna see at home alone! (2x)
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