Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Sharon Needles
Canonical path: /sharon-needles/dirty-diaper
Related lyric paths: 6
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Dirty Diaper
Read Dirty Diaper lyrics by Sharon Needles on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Dirty Diaper
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I get away with murder
Filthy motherfucker
Bow to your leader
Daddy's little stinker
I nearly split you in half
My mouth's a bubble bath
I'll take you 'til I turn red
Gonna pick me a switch
Well son of a bitch
I'm the monster underneath your bed
Dirty diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Dirty diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on, ah-ah-ah-ah
You're never gonna change me
As long as mommy loves me
Baby ankle biter
Fuckin' whippersnapper
I nearly split you in half
My mouth's a bubble bath
I'll take you 'til I turn red
Gonna pick me a switch
Well son of a bitch
I'm the monster underneath your bed
Dirty diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Dirty diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on, o-n, o-n, o-n, o-n
Mommy, get the wooden spoon
Daddy, get the leather belt
Mommy, get the wooden spoon
Daddy, get the leather belt
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Dirty diaper
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Come on, ah-ah-ah-ah
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