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Artist: Sharon Needles
Canonical path: /sharon-needles/this-club-is-a-haunted-house
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This Club Is a Haunted House
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This Club Is a Haunted House
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Once upon a time there was a little dead girl
Dug up from the corn fields of Newton, Iowa.
She was discovered by a much more
Gorgeous, blacker, beautiful, famous drag queen,
And her career took off!
Oh Lord, I've created a monster…
You betta burn witch!
Get possessed by the DJ
You'll scream like Linda Blair
Pick up a trick or treat and
Come to the party tonightmare
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
Is that a monster in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me?
We'll make you tingle like William Castle
T.G.I.F. the 13th!
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
Demons on the dance floor
I've tasted blood and I want more
Demons on the dance floor
I've tasted blood and I want more more
And I want more more
And I want more more
BOO!
I scared you
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah!
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
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