Shaytard Rap

Yeah, yeah

Here we go, here we go (x2)

So His name is shaycarl

And he's from Idaho

And he had this idea

Just over a year ago

So he picked up a flip

And he said it wont be hard

So lets take a trip

Heres the tale of Shay Tards

Shay is the star

With his wife caitilet

And with three little ones

And their dog dont forget

So shay works on the radio

Z 103

Thought he had great job

Thats before he

Up and moved his family

All the way to Cali

Helped start up the station

Without hesitation

Filming for a whole year

Making it just so clear

That his skill belongs here

Shift it to the next gear

Subscribe to the shaytard family

For all the crazy things they do and see

You'll watch all the vids religously

5 stars for the kids and then you'll see

That we'll get a vlog, almost everyday

Lets give it up to the man named shay

When i watch his videos, i feel ok

Yeah, I feel ok

Soooo

You are now watching the shaytard vlog

Just sit back, relax, follow along

To the things shay says, to the things he does

For his cool family and just because

He put his life online for you

He's done it for a year, lets hope for two

I'm ready for his video, so let it be clear

Hey, he's vloggin here

Going to the beach

Almost every single day

Livin up the good life

Some might say

Tried to start up shay loss

Had no time

The vlog is where it's at man

We'll be fine

Vloggin in the costco

Vloggin on the street

Vloggin in spagetti

With some noodles on his feet

Teachin lesons to the kids

On how to clean there room

Sontard gets an ipod

If he picks up poo

Some people say

That he wouldnt get the views

If there was no baby tard

Cause she so darn cute

Well I say that theyre wrong

Cause he's such a funny guy

And everybody knows he wouldnt get em' without malachi

Subscribe to the shaytard family

For all the crazy things they do and see

You'll watch all the vids religously

5 stars for the kids and then you'll see

That we'll get a vlog, almost everyday

Lets give it up to the man named shay

When i watch his videos, i feel ok

Yeah, I feel ok

Soooo

You are now watching the shaytard vlog

Just sit back, relax, follow along

To the things shay says, to the things he does

For his cool family and just because

He put his life online for you

He's done it for a year, lets hope for two

I'm ready for his video, so let it be clear

Hey, he's vloggin here

This is the part where we break down here

Theyre heading back to idaho is something that i hear

Everyday I watch and everyday it's clear

Shay has the greatest freakin channel on here

(wheather it's shaycarl or shaytards, you know it's true)

Soooo

You are now watching the shaytard vlog

Just sit back, relax, follow along

To the things shay says, to the things he does

For his cool family and just because

He put his life online for you

He's done it for a year, lets hope for two

I'm ready for his video, so let it be clear

Hey, he's vloggin here

You are now watching the shaytard vlog

Just sit back, relax, follow along

To the things shay says, to the things he does

For his cool family and just because

He put his life online for you

He's done it for a year, lets hope for two

I'm ready for his video, so let it be clear

Hey, he's vloggin here