Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Sheryl Crow
Canonical path: /sheryl-crow/members-only
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Members Only
Read Members Only lyrics by Sheryl Crow on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Members Only
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
He seems to be stuck in the 80's
He wears his members only jacket
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
And all the white folks shake their asses
Looking for the two and four
I'll have mine in martini glasses
Cause I can't take it anymore
These are the days of empty kitchens
The rise and fall of mary ellen's hairdo
I think she's found a new religion
Studying the kabalah in her J
Crew
And all the rich kids shake their asses
Looking for the two and four
Well I'll have mine with blackstrap molasses
Cause I can't taste it anymore
No 'cause I can't taste it anymore
My friend gregg says it's all good
As the eastern seaboard's blown away
Now everything is going half-price
So look at all the money we saved
And all the politicians shake their asses
Looking for the two and four
Well I'll just be hanging out with the lasses
Cause they don't need the boys no more
No and I can't take it anymore
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Members Only"?
Sheryl Crow performs "Members Only", and this lyric page sits inside the Sheryl Crow catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Members Only"?
Yes. The related section below points to Always On Your Side and Can't Cry Anymore with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Sheryl Crow?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Sheryl Crow's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Members Only yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.