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Artist: Shock Therapy
Canonical path: /shock-therapy/santa-claus-is-sick
Related lyric paths: 6
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Santa Claus Is Sick
Read Santa Claus Is Sick lyrics by Shock Therapy on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Santa Claus Is Sick
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Santa claus is sick
Last night he drank too much
Its his goddamned nagging wife
Mrs. claus is a muther-humpin bitch
Oooh no! no no no no!
Ho ho ho ho!
Santa claus is sick
Last night he screwed a dirty old whore
Too fucked up to wear a rubber
Now theres a pussing shanker on his dick
Santa claus is sick
Santa claus is sick
So this christmas itchy is coming
Hes gonna shit on your living room floor
Instead of leaving a cheap plastic toy
Santa claus is sick
Santa claus is sick
I am a retard (is that you, dad?)
Oooh no! no no no no!
Ho ho ho ho!
Santa claus is sick
Santa claus is sick
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Shock Therapy performs "Santa Claus Is Sick", and this lyric page sits inside the Shock Therapy catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to A Dishonest Man and A Prayer For My Soul with a short reason for opening each page next.
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