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Artist: Shoffy
Canonical path: /shoffy/almost-dead
Related lyric paths: 6
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Almost Dead
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Almost Dead
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I'm missing summer vacation
I miss when weekends were weekends
I miss when my biggest worry was a book report
Now I got rent and it's late yeah
I'm scared my memory fading
I'm up at 3 AM on WebMD and I swear I'm dying
Think I've had more than enough
The stress of being grown up
Is killing me I
Wanna hit rewind
Not really feeling my age
The responsibilities
Are pulling me down
How am I supposed to breathe now
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Where's the fucking rewind
I still like certain adult things
Like late nights with no strings
And Bloody Marys on Mondays
When I should be working
But I'm only drinking them for the taste now
'Cause they no longer make hangovers go away now
And I just feel like shit all day now
Think I've had more than enough
The stress of being grown up
Is killing me I
Wanna hit rewind
Not really feeling my age
The responsibilities
Are pulling me down
How am I supposed to breathe now
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Where's the fucking rewind
Why did I spend 2 years learning calculus and I still don't know how to do my taxes?
Tell me what the point of that is
Everything's getting more and more expensive but my income ain't going up
I miss playing handball against the wall but now I gotta protest against it
I do like grown up lunchables though, damn delicious
Who's down for some charcuterie?
Think I've had more than enough
The stress of being grown up
Is killing me I
Wanna hit rewind
Not really feeling my age
The responsibilities
Are pulling me down
How am I supposed to breathe now
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na (want my childhood back)
Where's the fucking rewind (where's the fucking rewind)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Where's the fucking rewind
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