Everything Reminds Me Of My Dog

Everything reminds me of my dog

The guy in ther store

Telephones...yoohoo

Taxicabs

If you remind me of my dog we'll probably git along little doggie git along

Git along little doggie git a...

Smiling at strangers(better let them know you're friendly)

The way people dress reminds me too,pissing on their favourite tree

Sad things

Cockroaches and other insects remind me too, don't hit them

The blank expression of the little boy with thick glasses who picks

Himself up from the sidewalk and stands there blinking in the sun

If you remind me of my dog we'll probably git along little goggie git along

Git along litle doggie git a...

Like the man on the subway

Sitting across from me

And every time i looked at him he smiled

And by the time

I got to the end

Of the subway line

I'd given him at least...oh...25 cookies

Guys in bars remind me of my dog

The way it takes you so long to choose the perfect table

If you remind me of my dog we'll probably git along little doggie git along

Git along little doggie git along

(me and my ferocious dog we're walking down the street

And everyone we meet says "ach yer a goot doggie!...")

Except when we go for a walk

To get the sunday paper

I stand there and read the headlines

He reads the wind

Sometimes he hits a funny smell and laughs

I hate it when he does that-i feel so dumb

What? what? i say

Everything reminds me of my dog

Beautiful things

Sunsets remind me of my dog-gina go to your window

Einstein reminds me of my dog-i want to pat his fluffy head

This whole world reminds me of my dog

My dog reminds me of this whole world

Do i remind you of a dog?(thump thump) i do? (faster thump)

Skyscrapers remind me of my dog sitting in the tall grass waiting for a rabbit

Guys in red camaros too-it's getting to be a habit

Artists remind me of my dog staking out their originality on the nearest tree

Old folks reminf me of my dog

My dog reminds old people of their dogs(barfy,ruffo,beanhead)

Gina says i remind her of the dog the way i just did that

Golfers teeing off remind me of myu dog the way he sits by me and shifts on his

Front paws-what is it you

Want? look at it, do you want to go for a walk, want a cookie, do you want me

To dial the number for you?