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Artist: Simon & Garfunkel
Canonical path: /simon-e-garfunkel/punky-s-dilemma
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Punky's Dilemma
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Punky's Dilemma
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Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
Comin' up brown
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam
I'm a Citizens for Boysenberry Jam fan
Ah, South California
If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane
Best wishes, Martin
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door)
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for
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