Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Os Simpsons
Canonical path: /simpsons/airport-hotel
Related lyric paths: 6
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Airport Hotel
Read Airport Hotel lyrics by Os Simpsons on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Airport Hotel
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Well, since you blew the challenge
And we're not allowed to tell
We'll get it all expenses paid at
Airport hotel
The pillows the foam, baby
Or the food on the phone
Will lead toblerone
So don't cry
For breakfast they have bagel
Cream cheese but no luck
A mini pack of cereal
Make a bowl out of the box
The pool so carini, baby
The towel so teen
No life guard to be seen
We could die
No job, no kids, no Flanders
Choice a bar, soap or bath gel
Small ketchup friends with tiny mustard airport hotel
Now that I've shown you, baby
They'll leave us alone, baby
Toilets California don't know why
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Os Simpsons performs "Airport Hotel", and this lyric page sits inside the Os Simpsons catalog on LyroVerse.
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