Doctor Jeep

Everybody shouts on, "I Love Lucy"

Pee Wee reads the evening news

A pre-owned song or a second-hand Uzi

Everybody got a job to lose

Here come the golden oldies

Here come the Hizbollah

Businessmen from South Miami

Humming AOR

Meanwhile

I like Cal and his dog Napalm

I like Ike and his itty-bitty A-bomb

Everybody got one, I want mine

You can order it up on Channel Nine

Meanwhile, in the Sheraton

Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on

There was a time but it's long gone

Janie got a crush on the Viet Cong

Burning through downtown Saigon

Me, I'm sold, down the Mekong

Meanwhile, in the Sheraton

Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on

Guns and cars and accidents

The threatened witness my defence

You can sell one another for fifteen cents

Well bye-bye mother, it's common sense

Meanwhile, in the Sheraton,

Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on

Everybody shouts on "I Love Lucy"

Pee Wee reads the evening news

A pre-owned song or a second-hand Uzi

Everybody got a job to lose

Here come the golden oldies

Here come the Hizbollah

Businessmen from South Miami

Humming AOR

Meanwhile, in the Sheraton

Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on