Ex-Wives

[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]

Divorced

[ANNE BOLEYN]

Beheaded

[JANE SEYMOUR]

Died

[ANNE OF CLEVES]

Divorced

[KATHERINE HOWARD]

Beheaded

[CATHERINE PARR]

Survived

[CATHERINE OF ARAGON [spoken]]

And tonight we are

[TODAS]

LIVE

[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]

Listen up, let me tell you a story

[ANNE BOLEYN]

A story that you think

You've heard before

[JANE SEYMOUR]

We know you know our names

And our fame and our faces

[ANNE OF CLEVES]

Know all about the glories

And the disgraces

[KATHERINE HOWARD]

I'm done 'cause all this time

I've been just one word

In a stupid rhyme

[CATHERINE PARR]

So I picked up a pen and a microphone

[TODAS]

History's about to get overthrown

[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]

Divorced

[ANNE BOLEYN]

Beheaded

[JANE SEYMOUR]

Died

[ANNE OF CLEVES]

Divorced

[KATHERINE HOWARD]

Beheaded

[CATHERINE PARR]

Survived

[TODAS]

But just for you tonight

We're divorced, beheaded

LIVE!

Welcome to the show

To the historemix

Switching up the flow

As we add the prefix

Everybody knows that

We used to be six wives

Raising up the roof

Till we hit the ceiling

Get ready for the truth

That we'll be revealing

Everybody knows

That we used to be six wives

But now we're ex-wives

[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]

All you ever hear

And read about

[ANNE BOLEYN]

Is our ex and the way it ended

[JANE SEYMOUR]

But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush

[ANNE OF CLEVES]

You're gonna find out

How we got unfriended

[KATHERINE HOWARD]

Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice

'Cause we're taking you to court

[CATHERINE PARR]

Every Tudor Rose has its thorns

And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort

[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]

Divorced

[ANNE BOLEYN]

Beheaded

[JANE SEYMOUR]

Died

[ANNE OF CLEVES]

Divorced

[KATHERINE HOWARD]

Beheaded

[CATHERINE PARR]

Survived

[TODAS]

But just for you tonight

We're divorced, beheaded

LIVE!

Welcome to the show

To the historemix

Switching up the flow

As we add the prefix

Everybody knows that

We used to be six wives

Dancing to the beat

Till the break of day. Once

We're done, we'll start again

Like it's the Renaissance

Everybody knows

That we used to be six wives

But now we're ex-wives

[TODAS]

Divorced

[CATHERINE OF ARAGON]

My name is Catherine of Aragon

Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon

Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican

So if you try to dump me

You won't try that again

[TODAS]

Beheaded

[ANNE BOLEYN]

I'm that Boleyn girl

And I'm up next, see

I broke England from the Church

Yeah, I'm that sexy

Why did I lose my head?

Well my sleeves may be green

But my lipstick's red!

[TODAS]

Died

[JANE SEYMOUR]

Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved

[TODAS]

Rude

[JANE SEYMOUR]

When my son was newly born

I died, but I'm not what I seem

Or am I?

Stick around and you'll

Suddenly see more

[TODAS]

Divorced

[ANNE OF CLEVES]

Ich bin Anna of Cleves

[TODAS]

Ja

[ANNE OF CLEVES]

When he saw my portrait he was like

[TODAS]

Jaa

[ANNE OF CLEVES]

But I didn't look as good

As I did in my pic

Funny how we all discuss that

But never Henry's little

[KATHERINE HOWARD]

Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine

Who lost her head

[TODAS]

Beheaded

[KATHERINE HOWARD]

For my promiscuity outside of wed

Lock up your husbands

Lock up your sons

K Howard is here

And the fun's begun

[TODAS]

Survived

[CATHERINE PARR]

Five down, I'm the final wife

I saw him to the end of his life

I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr

I bet you wanna know how I got this far

I said I bet you wanna know

How we got this far

[TODAS]

Do you wanna know how we got this far?

Then welcome to the show

To the historemix

Switching up the flow

As we add the prefix

Everybody knows that

We used to be six wives

Get your hands up

Get this party buzzing

You want a queen Bee

Well there's half a dozen

Everybody knows that

We used to be six wives

But now we're ex-wives!

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