Oh My Gosh

Oh my days oh my gosh

Here we go again

I got locked up by the po po again

I've been in here since half past ten

It's half past two now when's all this gonna end

I only had one phonecall so I used it

To call my best friend

I told him get all the stuff out the house

Before the po po come searching the prem

The fed keeps looking at me through the flap

Blad, go check somebody else

He took my shoelaces n took my belt

Look we both know there's no way I can hang myself

One minute I saw blue lights

The next minute I'm getting read my rights

Officer the cuffs are way too tight

Your taking the piss out my life

It's a hypppeee

When I woke up this morning

I never thought I'd be sitting in a cell

On a blue mat no blanket yawning

Hoping that I get bail

Mum said that I gotta change my ways

But I'm a typical man wanna be a boss

But then I got shift like oh my days

Now I'm sitting in the cell like oh my gosh

Oh my days oh my gosh

Na no I don't wanna cup of tea

Just press r-e-c-o-r-d

My name's joe all I just wanna say n-o

C-o double m e-n-t

Only thing I know about is me

Chat about next man I can't hear or see

Never talk on behalf of my co - d

And I don't want a quiet word with a pc

I don't wanna cigarette no I don't smoke

And I definatly don't wanna bust no joke

I know blacks but I don't know brown

N I don't like fizzy drinks I don't know about no coke

One minute I saw blue lights

The next minute I'm getting read my rights

Officer the cuffs are way too tight

Your taking the piss out my life

It's a hypppeee