My Phone

money l whats up baby its ya boy skillz man

im hitting ya on the check in

my bad man i aint called you in a minute

man im out in l.a. doing my thing man

you know what im saying

i got a lil spot out here

you gotta come out here man

come out and do yo city man its kinda crazy

beautiful women beautiful weather

i saw your girl in the spot last night

and man let me tell ya

hey!!! you know the type of shit that i be on

it all started when i made a move on nia long

after a little small talk she came up out her shell

im shocked i got the crib number plus i got the cell

i got lauren london's number down in atl

she said tip wont trip but dont tell pharrell

yeah the kid do it well and im only two text

from a union with the girl gabrielle

but oh well i called fergie's cell but know what

everytime it rings will.i.am be picking up

i couldnt believe i scooped eve

i thought she'd say no

she was shocked when i said i never seen your show

im in the valley and i passed on mariah carey

im like hmm well i got halle's blackberry

my bill might be high but im that type of guy

that if i see it and i want it

why not a give it try

you know i was gon get them digits

i know its a wrap once i get committed

she know she kinda like the way i did it

whats the point of having game ma

if you dont spit it

my phone i got more numbers than bars

in my phone stay packed sorta like ipod

in my phone i aint got nothing but stars

put your number in mama ima holla tomorrow

hey!!! you know the type of chicks that i get at

same chicks yall be askin for an autograph

like the time when i met the girl joy bryant

if i aint get the number shit ima die trying

venus williams keep callin

but im trying to miss her

sorry love im just tryin to serve up your sister

some say lisa rae some say nona gaye

i say okay thats two numbers in one day

(hey!!!)i got meagan's number last week

its all good honey whats up with that waist deep

i met keri washington and now she hate me

she said she need a little man

i said that aint me

met jennifer hudson and i had her blushing

she was wit it so gettin them digits was nothing

my bill is high but im that type of guy

that if i see it and i want it

why not a give it try

you know i was gon get them digits

i know its a wrap once i get committed

she know she kinda like the way i did it

whats the point of having game ma

if you dont spit it

my phone i got more numbers than bars

in my phone stay packed sorta like ipod

in my phone i aint got nothing but stars

put your number in mama ima holla tomorrow

uhh switch sidekicks with the chick rocsi

at the grafton down in the lobby

she the type dont like paparazzi

she said them boys is crazy

uh i know you thinking skillz you just talking

but last night right down on slauson

i got the info of rosario dawson

i might end up in the tabloid baby

i got all these numbers of all these women

last thing you need to ask me is how im living

crib numbers cell numbers personal pagers

you would think i was a hollywood casting agent

im a kid from virginia having fun

four months in l.a. shit this a job well done

crossing la cienega to get something to eat

and i be damned if i aint drop my phone

right in the street

(get out the street buddy)

g-damn it did u see

that he ran right over my phone

damn .....dawg he ran right over my phone

c-can i borrow your phone

my man my man excuse me partner partner

c-can i borrow your phone for two seconds

please just two seconds

thank you thank you thank you

(dials numbers)he ran right over my phone

did you see that

i think that was jay leno

his chin looked like jay leno

you've reached skillz umm

if you callin im not answering

cause i i dont have my phone

i dont have anybodies information

i lost my phone

so if you could

please leave your number please

i dont have anybodies information

please leave your information

my phone got ran over by jay leno

submission by ya boy kev