That's All

Hello everybody

My names Evan D. Kraven

I am todays newest patient

I'm glad I'm participating

I guess I'll start this off by saying

I'm a labeled assailant

They found a couple unknown bodies

Rotting under my basement

But I'm not here to make new friends

I'm not the one you wanna babble to

A paranoid, schizophrenic, fuck you bitch attitude

I'll slice you up with gratitude

Decapitate you like a Haitian

Face it

Im the modern Jason

All you rappers I'm replacing

That's all

Hello Ms. Winney Whitney

Would you like to play a game with me?

Go out and throw around a frisby

I hope it isn't to windy

Maybe I'll bring along Cindy

We can all play in the shed

Show you what's under my bed

As long as you keep it unsaid

'Cause if you tell somebody

That I'm out collecting heads

They gonna tell the feds

Then momma's gonna make me take my meds

I f*ckin' hate my meds

They make me drowsy plus a bit depressed

And when I get depressed

I lay with Beth while I caress her breast

But Beth's been dead for about a week now

Her body's my antique now

My new spatulas her feet

I use her torso as a sheet now

I wasn't always crazy

'Til I met this bitch named Carolin

A lot of you might actually know her

Her real name is heroine

Hello everybody

My names Evan D. Kraven

I am todays newest patient

I'm glad I'm participating

I guess I'll start this off by saying

Eu sou rotulado como assaltante

They found a couple unknown bodies

Rotting under my basement

But I'm not here to make new friends

I'm not the one you wanna babble to

A paranoid, schizophrenic, fuck you bitch attitude

I'll slice you up with gratitude

Decapitate you like a Haitian

Face it

I'm the modern Jason

All you rappers I'm replacing

That's all

All my teachers never liked me

So I shot up my professorr

Told him watch his fucking mouth

That was the lesson of my lecture

But to each his own I brought him home

To keep him as my treasure

Kept his body in the closet

But his fingers in my dresser

Cooking on the stove

I'll turn your organs into plaster

Stir a little faster

To the children I'm a bastard

I turn them into Casper

Watch me demonstrate disaster

Underground psychopath

These rappers call me master

All I wanna feed them is some Beatles

Do you want some more?

Tell you to face the floor on all fours

While I fuck your whore

I can feel the rezadue

Come sweatin out my pours

Watch me play with organs

Bet I never miss a chord

Hello everybody

My names Evan D. Kraven

I am todays newest patient

I'm glad I'm participating

I guess I'll start this off by saying

I'm a labeled assailant

They found a couple unknown bodies

Rotting under my basement

But I'm not here to make new friends

I'm not the one you wanna babble to

A paranoid, schizophrenic, fuck you bitch attitude

I'll slice you up with gratitude

Decapitate you like a Haitian

Face it

I'm the modern Jason

All you rappers I'm replacing

That's all