Douchebag

Yo

Pop the top off and look up to the sky like

What the fuck is my mind like?

It's corrupted, nothing you wanna fuck with

Wilbon shit

Pardon the interruption

And I can gaze at all the city lights

And I can still feel as dark as night

Cause I was never a nice guy, always a nice try

Always threw a middle finger up to the night sky

As if to say, "fuck em all, fuck em all"

I bet you they don't really know me at all

Yeah, they say that nice guys finish last

Well, thank God I'm a douchebag

Half of a man, cause I never win

Like a family in the 'burbs, cause I'm settling in

I told this girl I liked her and she didn't feel the same way

So I said, "bitch you were ugly to begin."

That's the asshole shit that I be on

These celine girls I like to put the dion

I'm a fucking phenom

But they not with it, then they need to get the peace on

And turn her speakers up when the dj plays these songs

I love girls with low self esteem and some daddy problems

Look, that patron and them pills will solve em

Seeing things, xanax and klonopin

Y'all a bunch of water boys, you need to put the starters in

And if I have to see you out I hope that you will take my

Order correctly, never scared to death, I'll be a martyr

Resurrect me

Feel like your best is equal to my enough

Elitist, so I put them fingers up

As if to say, "fuck em all, fuck em all"

I bet you they don't really know me at all

They say that nice guys finish last

Well, thank God I'm a douchebag

Screw ya man, you don't know what you talking about

Meryl streep steeze cause my style's just so hard to doubt

Yeah, they say nice guys finish last

Well, thank God I'm a douchebag

We talked about money, expendable

City night life is pixar incredible

The shit I do at seventeen supercedes

What you gon do by thirty

And the douchebag persona

Simply just does not concern me

While you screw it up, dude

Guess I do that shit on purpose

Don't care about the inside

Materialism's concerning

But I'm yearning for some substance like a fein up at the rehab

But I also love giving these feminists reasons to be mad

See me flying like a kite on a windy day

I disregard these hoes

I'm thinking strictly vmas

Beer pong, year long, bitches listen to these songs

I'm with some white girls, some lucy liu's and some nia long's

Stella's and bella's with boobies named isabella

They ask me how I'm doing and I say, "quite frankly, stellar."

Buzzed like I'm going to the army and it's no surprise

They saying,"skizzy, you're an asshole."

I roll my eyes

Fuck em all, fuck em all

I bet you they don't really know me at all

I got one life line I'm trying not to call

I'm living on the edge and I'm trying not to fall

And it's hard

We took a couple bars and we looked into the stars

We buy some fancy cars

Yeah, look they say that nice guys finish last

Well, thank God I'm a douchebag

Fuck em all, fuck em all

I bet you they don't really know me at all

They say that nice guys finish last

Well, thank God I'm a douchebag

Screw ya man, you don't know what you talking about

Meryll streep steeze cause my style's just so hard to doubt

Yeah, they say that nice guys finish last

Well, thank God I'm a douchebag

Thank God I'm a douchebag

Thank God I'm a douchebag

Yeah, they say that nice guys finish last

Well, thank God I'm a douchebag