The Legend Of Salty Jim

I was on the beach one day

Searching 'mongst the rocks

When i came across a pool so deep

In which a ship could dock

Then all around me came a host of bubbles

And out the darkness then there came the

Flailing of crustacean limbs

Jim, salty, jim

Salty jim

Was just a lobster that had grown to be man sized

But the fury of his pincers was enough to

Shake the heavens from the sky

For hours we did battle

Upon the seaweed, rocks and sand

My cutlass nare it left a scratch

Upon his armour gleaming grand

Then by the starlight i did bend him to my will

And we became the best of friends

A friendship forged from mutual respect

I strapped a harness to his back

And cannons to his face

Salty jim the lobster king

Was put into his place

I rode him into town

And let the cannons blow

This armoured juggernaut rained down his

Judgement on the villagers below

This tale is not yet over

Salty jim was not yet done

His fury and ferocity

Left unending destruction

And with the tide he did

Return into the sea,

And its there he lays

In wait for us,

We just have to

Call his name