Livin In The Seventies

I feel a little crazy

I feel a little strange

Like I'm in a pay phone

Without any change

I feel a little edgy

I feel a little weird

I feel like a schoolboy

Who's grown a beard

I'm livin' in the 70's

Eatin' fake food under plastic trees

My face gets dirty just walkin' around

I need another pill to calm me down

I feel a bit nervous

I feel a bit mad

I feel like a good time that's never been had

I feel a bit fragile

I feel a bit low

Like I learned the right lines

But I'm on the wrong show

I'm livin' in the 70's

I feel like I lost my keys

Got the right day but I got the wrong week

And I get paid for just bein' a freak

I feel a little insane

I feel a bit dazed

My legs are shrinkin'

And the roof's been raised

I feel a little mixed up

I feel a little queer

I feel like a barman that can't drink a beer