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Artist: Sloppy Meateaters
Canonical path: /sloppy-meateaters/out-of-the-closet
Related lyric paths: 6
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Out Of The Closet
Read Out Of The Closet lyrics by Sloppy Meateaters on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Out Of The Closet
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I used to have a son
his name was Tom
I used to be a dad
but now I'm his mom
I went to the doctor
'cause things have gotta change
I want my parts
re-arranged
I started getting smart,
I started getting wise,
I just starting likin' other guys
Woohoo
The girls never liked me,
never gave me a chance
but I just wanted
another man's pants
I went to the park
just the other day
I told everyone
that I was gay
I started to run, run real fast
because this scary male
was tryin' to
kick my ass
Woah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Woah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Sloppy Meateaters performs "Out Of The Closet", and this lyric page sits inside the Sloppy Meateaters catalog on LyroVerse.
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