The Best Thing

I stole your money and took your car

Blew out your system and went too far

Now you're so lonely. I made you cry

Don't need no reason to kiss your ass goodbye

I'll tell you something. Don't take it bad

Cause I'm the best thing you ever had

I am the best thing you ever had

I'm the best thing you ever had

You know you want it and you want it bad

I'm the best thing you ever had

I took your best friend and made him crawl

Mikey liked it. He ate it all

And when you found out you could have died

Was it the same thing I felt inside?

I'll tell you something. Don't take it bad

Cause I'm the best thing you ever had

I am the best thing you ever had

I'm the best thing you ever had

You know you want it and you want it bad

I'm the best thing you ever had

(solo)

I saw your daddy. He came to town

I didn't know he liked to get down

All three inches, father like son

Next time you see me, you better run

I'll tell you something. Don¹t take it bad

Cause I'm the best thing you ever had

I am the best thing you ever had

I'm the best thing you ever had

You know you want it and you want it bad

I'm the best thing you ever had