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Artist: Small Towns Burn A Little Slower
Canonical path: /small-towns-burn-little-slower/help-there-s-a-con-artist-under-my-bed
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Help! There's A Con Artist Under My Bed!
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Help! There's A Con Artist Under My Bed!
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I have beliefs that I only call out when it's convenient for me.
It seems like I change my mind more than my clothes.
And my ideas can be just as pungent.
But I don't want to turn this record into a laundry mat.
I just want to know
[Chorus:]
Is it possible to trade in a silver tongue for a heart of gold?
Does anything ever really work out?
I have regrets that I only express when it can make me look best.
Half the day spent wondering where I went wrong.
The other half wondering where I went so right to have this many great things in my life.
I just want to know.
[Chorus]
It's funny the problems that I have the most have no cause to the effect.
And I can't figure out the reason I'm breathing.
It's funny the problems that I had the most had no cause to the effect.
I finally figured out the reason I'm breathing.
[Chorus]
I want you to know.
It is possible to trade in a silver tongue for a heart of gold.
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