Boxman's Christmas

all I hear about is christmas spirit

f--- that s---, man, i don't wanna hear it

christmas as a box sucks and i fear it

not this time, i'm not gonna be near it

i need to find a way to get away from it all

the mountains would probably be a good call

only snow and trees is what i recall

i need to get there fast. oh s---, there's a wall

I'll tell you why I hate this time of the year

last christmas my family came to spread cheer

they gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me

none of the presents were aimed to please me

so that's why christmas is spent by myself

no more santa and his f---ing elf

but now i've reached my destination

and i can have fun without hesitation

(boxman / boxman's christmas / it's the boxman christmas / boxman christmas / boxman christmas)

hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for?

want me to flatten you, use you as a floor?

no, no, no, i was just trying to have fun

oh, you have a bat? well, i have a gun

calm down guys, no need to fight

i can give ya'll some --- tonight

that sounds pretty good, my hoe is right

yeah that's a great way to settle this plight

just hurry up and get into our ride

there is even some free candy inside

hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing

and what are those box cutters you're bearing

it was your kind that changed our life, you see

our family we killed in a box factory

now we'll remove you from history

look over there, i think i see bruce lee

now you see the kind of crap i go through

but now i look at life with a different view

my faith in my family's been rebuilt

at least they won't try to get me killed