Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Jill Sobule
Canonical path: /sobule-jill/mary-kay
Related lyric paths: 6
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Mary Kay
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Mary Kay
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Mary Kay, she's got it bad
Thinks no one understands
You can't keep a good man down
You can't stop when loves around
You can't close your lonely eyes
Though he's way too young to drive
But he's old enough to please you
Love-me-nots and daisies, Mary Kay
Spin the bottle crazy, Mary Kay
Little John Doe's got it bad
When he first walked in her class
He never had a crush like this
Except for Susie's mother
She wasn't like the other girls
In their stuck up silly world
He's never seen someone so beautiful
Second base and better, Mary Kay
In her soft blue sweater, Mary Kay, Mary Kay
Under the bleachers
Deeper and deeper
Oh teacher
Mary Kay was on the run
With the father of her son
She didn't know she was a star
As she was steaming up the car
Now in your orange jail jumpsuit
I wish the best for you
You were in my heart and living room
Seven years and counting, Mary Kay
And all the inmates wanting Mary Kay
Second base and better, Mary Kay
Where's the soft blue sweater, Mary Kay
Love-me-nots and daisies, Mary Kay
Spin the bottle crazy, Mary Kay
Love can be amazing, Mary Kay
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Jill Sobule performs "Mary Kay", and this lyric page sits inside the Jill Sobule catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Don't Let Us Get Sick and Angel Asshole with a short reason for opening each page next.
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