S.O.D. (Stormtroopers Of Death)
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Douche Crew (D.C.)

Douche Crew (D.C.) lyrics by S.O.D. (Stormtroopers Of Death). Why do you play so fast...to be cool? If you think you'll last...you're just fools You try to be...

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Douche Crew (D.C.)

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Why do you play so fast...to be cool?

If you think you'll last...you're just fools

You try to be something...that you're not

And all you do is fill our ears...with rot

You claim to play hardcore

Well that's a bunch of shit

You're just a bunch of snot nosed kids

A real group of tits

You make your bed you lay in

I bet it's made of shit

You think you're all so macho

I bet you all have clits

[chorus]

You're just a douche crew

You're just a douche crew

You're just a douche crew

You're just a douche crew

We offered you our hands

Yu just turned your backs

You're just a bunch of poser douchbag

Faggot, dickless, hacks

Wearing all their douchy clothes

They like to watch each other pose

They're all the same, so fuckin' lame

We'll shove their spikes right up their holes

[chorus-mosh part]

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