Mat Sux

Let me catch you up to date, about my roomie and the girls who wait

He cant seem to schedule time, for all the ladies who wait in line

But if you are a lucky one, take off your boots and get ready for fun

I'll be trying to sleep so keep that in mind, when your on the top bunk

Losing your mind

I'm gonna try to pick up the pace, a better picture i'll try to paint

Imagine with me if you please, a girl every night

But none for me

I know, i know there'll be a guest tonight

I know, i know i'll wake up in afright

Tell me, tell me where i should go

When the lights go off and the clothes hit the floor

Mat sucks

With every minute i count each tick, i try to sleep but i get seasick

You can hear it from down the hall, the bed keeps slammin into the wall

Under the pillow i try to hide, but the moans and groans get you every time

For the door i try to run, but i slip on the underwear and

That's no fun

I'm not jealous don't get me wrong, i love my roomie that's why i wrote this song

I'm always happy, the sky's are blue….who am i kidding?

Mat….i really hate you

Mat sucks