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Artist: Soft Charisma
Canonical path: /soft-charisma/gift-card
Related lyric paths: 6
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Gift Card
Read Gift Card lyrics by Soft Charisma on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Gift Card
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I got you both this lowes gift card
It has a hammer on the front
It's only for 30 dollars because
We're inside an economic recession
But I don't want you to worry
We will do just fine
My job is going good
And our rent is on time
So let's focus on what you can get
With that gift card, the one I got you
You know there's lots of things to do
But there's only two of you
Let me start by giving you ideas
But I caution you, cause I am really weird
Without further ado
I present an alternate universe of glue
Go buy some gorilla glue
And you'll find it waterproof
18 ounces unaffected by
Extreme temperatures
With easy finishing
It can be stained sanded and painted
It can even be applied to
Brick stone and pavement
Go buy some rectangle
Hanging door mirrors
So every time you walk around
You test that you're not vampires
But if you end up in that
Most unfortunate situation
Then you can always learn to
Stay clear of italian
These are just two of many things
That you can enjoy with 30 dollars
But a gift card alone without story
Is a gift card without power
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