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Artist: Somrisal
Canonical path: /somrisal/garantido
Related lyric paths: 6
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Garantido
Read Garantido lyrics by Somrisal on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Garantido
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Nakamura é faixa preta
Não tem medo de careta
Acorda cedo todo dia
Pra abrir a pastelaria
Japonês trabalhador
Não tem frio, não tem calor
Não tem noite, não tem dia
Japonês tem namorada
Que pediu em casamento
Ela ficou assustada
Reclamou do comprimento
Japonês tem muito amor
Mas agora magoou
Ela chamou de jumento!!!
Nakamura é KING SIZE
(KING SIZE, KING SIZE)
Garantido, satisfaz
É japonês diferente
(Poe atraz, poe na frente)
Faz qualquer mulher contente
(Experimente)
Nakamura especial
No mundo não tem igual
No Japão tem Micro-Chip
No Brasil tem carnaval
Japonês muito sapeca
Vê mulher fura cueca
Bem dotado elas dizem : né!!!
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