Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Stephen Sondheim
Canonical path: /sondheim-stephen/comedy-tonight
Related lyric paths: 6
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Comedy Tonight
Read Comedy Tonight lyrics by Stephen Sondheim on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Comedy Tonight
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Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
Old situations,
New complications,
Nothing portentous or polite;
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!
Something convulsive,
Something repulsive,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something aesthetic,
Something frenetic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
Weighty affairs will just have to wait!
Nothing that's formal,
Nothing that's normal,
No recitations to recite;
Open up the curtain:
Comedy Tonight!
Something erratic,
Something dramatic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Frenzy and frolic,
Strictly symbolic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everybody:
Comedy tonight!
Something that's gaudy,
Something that's bawdy--
Something for everybawdy!
Comedy tonight!
Nothing that's grim.
Nothing that's Greek.
She plays Medea later this week.
Stunning surprises!
Cunning disguises!
Hundreds of actors out of sight!
Pantaloons and tunics!
Courtesans and eunuchs!
Funerals and chases!
Baritones and basses!
Panderers!
Philanderers!
Cupidity!
Timidity!
Mistakes!
Fakes!
Rhymes!
Crimes!
Tumblers!
Grumblers!
Bumblers!
Fumblers!
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Who performs "Comedy Tonight"?
Stephen Sondheim performs "Comedy Tonight", and this lyric page sits inside the Stephen Sondheim catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Comedy Tonight"?
Yes. The related section below points to A Boy Like That, I Have A Love and A Little Priest with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Stephen Sondheim?
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