Everclean

Cleaner than listerine

Mellower than dramamine

Not even close to obscene

We sing songs sweeter than sugar tongs

Hopin' we can right some wrongs

Bringin' love to the throngs

I will boogie for my wages

With that rock and roll of ages

We're a spiritchal sensation and a triple combination

We'll be lovin' one another i said word unto your brother

Sons of provo, this is who we are. cause we are.

Separate the tares from the wheat

Just play that funky mormon beat

Move my legs inside these pants and watch this crazy mormon prance

I'll convert you with precision

I'm a mormon on a mission

Sons of provo, listen to us roar

When upon life's billows, i can't figure things out

With my crazy mormon posse, we'll sing and we'll shout! yeah!

Everclean

Baby, you can be my queen

If you're over seventeen

I won't treat you mean

Don't be a punk

Put your shoulder to the funk

I'll be livin' like a monk

And i'll be lookin' like a hunk

Everclean

Better than pork and beans

Handsomer than charlie sheen

A lean mean singin' machine

We'll be here

Climbin' like a mountaineer

'til the end of time that's clear

And we would never drink a beer.