The Show

Ladies and Gentleman... the most exciting stage show you'

witnessed... appearing live... Doug E Fresh and the Get Fr

Verse 1

R:Excuse me Doug E Fresh...

D:Yes!

R:Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic

with one minute rhymes that don't come out right

They bite

D:They never write

R:That's not polite. Am I lyin'?

D:No, you're quite right

R:Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear

B:We swear, the best barn rappers of the year

R:So!

D:So!

R:Cheerio!

D:Yell...

R:Scream...

B:Bravo! Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show

Verse 2

R:A-yo, Doug

D:What?

R:Put ya Bally's on

D:Yo, Rick, I was about to but I need a shoehorn

R:Why?

D:Because these shoes always hurt my corns

R:Six minutes...six minutes...six minutes Doug E Fresh,

Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on

Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on

Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on

D:Here we go...

G:Here we go...

D:Come on...

G:Come on...

D:A-here we go...

G:Here we go...

D:Come on...

G:Come on...

D:Yo! Where's Will and Barr?

R:Well I don't know, they're late

Told em them the time...oh, I forget the date

D:Man you did it again, oh no!

G:No, here we go, come on

Here we go, come on

Here we go, did we miss the show?

D:Nuh, nuh na nana no we didn't

R:W-w-w-Word

D:No we didn't

R:Well don't get us wrong

'Scuse me Doug E, 'Scuse me Doug E,

'Scuse me Doug E Freash, you're on

Uh uh on...

Verse 3

D:Well it started up on 8th Avenue

When I made up the name called the...

G:Get Fresh Crew!

D:It was me, my two DJ's Chill Will and Barry B

and my right hand man Ricky D

I used to rap and sing, makes sounds and things

And for example, here's a telephone ring...

R:Helo? Is Doug E Fresh in?

D:No, he's not in right now

D:But anyway, no more delay

Just check out the new style I display

Now ya gotta be (fresh)

To rock with (fresh)

And I'm D.O.U.G.I.E (fresh)

And I'm known for the... (fx: Doug E style beatbox)

Not for the... (fx: Fat Boys style beatbox)

The human beatbox or the entertainer

No other title could fit me plainer

In a passing generation I am a remainer

And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer

Cashin' checks, make sound FX

And after I finish rockin' Slick Rick is on next

R:Ya know it

D:Slick Rick...

R:Well, here's a little somethin' that needs to be hear

Doug, I was goin' Downtown

D:Word Rick?

R:Word

D:Sure

R:All alone, no-one to be with

Stepped on the D-train at 205th

I saw a pretty girl

D:So?

R:So I sat beside her

Then she went (fx: roar) like she was Tony the Tiger

I said, oh no, there's been a mistake

Honey, my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes

D:Oh, golly wally

R:She was raisin' hell

She said, oh my name is Maggie but call me Michelle

Michelle, ma belle

Sont les mots qui vont, tres bien ensemble

Tres bien ensemble

Bust a move, we show and prove

A-yo Doug, do that record Kam on the Groove

Outro

D:As you can see, most definitely

We are (fresh)

Chill Will (fresh)

Barry B is (fresh)

Ricky D is (fresh)

And I am, the Original Human Beatbox

The Entertainer, Doug E.... (Fresh)